What would you do if your child brought home 50 Shades of Grey and said it was assigned by the teacher??
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
sassy-spoon lives up to its url
That moment when your wife puts a pencil sharpener in her vagina… than you have sex…. its pointy now
depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry
…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
i reblogged it before but then it got better